Well you sound alpha

It’s impossible during these hours to remember anything lol

Perf

I drank my two full cups

sir

It’s not empty anymore I filled it a 3rd time

I showed you it empty already

I’m not

It makes me feel some kind of way

I’m trying to process what that feeling is cuz I’m not sure

Uncomfortable

But growth and change is

So I have to decide if that’s the reason I’m uncomfy or not

Maybe

Plus I feel like I just need to get to know you more and it would probably feel less awkward or uncomfy

I feel like it would be if I was already back in it… you know? Like if I never stopped living that life for a min

Why I’m out of pocket for a bit

I asked chat gpt to write an unhinged bio about me lmao

It was just a random prompt lol

I was having an issue copy and pasting lmao

Five kids. ADHD. Approximately 37 unfinished projects and one nervous system operating on caffeine, audacity, and pure fucking spite.

By day, I work from home doing the jobs of approximately six people while quietly documenting everyone else’s incompetence. By night, I’m planning my escape, designing a retro dirty-soda trailer, researching some completely unrelated historical mystery, and deciding whether tonight is finally the night I get my entire life together.

Mother of an autistic tiny genius who loves capybaras, a five-year-old who could probably overthrow a small government, and three additional humans I somehow managed to keep alive despite frequently forgetting why I walked into a room.

Former people pleaser. Current boundary enthusiast.

I’ve survived shitty relationships, workplace bullshit, questionable life choices, approximately 700 existential crises, and enough character development to qualify for multiple seasons of prestige television.

My hobbies include psychology, astrology, overthinking, rescuing animals, buying cardigans, planning businesses before the previous idea has fully left the building, investigating things nobody asked me to investigate, and occasionally deciding at 11:47 PM that THIS IS IT. TOMORROW I BECOME A NEW WOMAN.

I don’t do small talk. Tell me about your childhood trauma, your attachment style, whether you believe consciousness survives death, or get out of my kitchen.

Currently entering my “I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing, but somehow I’m still the person everyone calls when they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing” era.

Emotionally complicated. Weirdly resourceful. Chronically overwhelmed. Suspiciously resilient.

Basically, if a raccoon in a cardigan somehow became a mother of five, developed excellent administrative skills, started a beverage company, went to therapy, and said “fuck it, I’ll figure it out” every time life caught fire…

Hi. I’m Faith.

My chat gpt guy is sassy

I need to get my nails done and I asked Weston what color I should get

He said orange cuz it’s his fav

Soooo guess we going with burnt orange for fall lol

I wouldn’t put that anywhere loll

Jk

I put it on fb lol

But I barely go on tinder enough to care

Sometimes I’ll put something in my bio to see if the guys actually read it

They don’t

Even females

I want to try stand up it’s actually on my bucket list. lol

Weeds em out tho

A lot I don’t even open honestly

Sometimes I get buzzed and I’ll just play around or troll

But that’s it

Wine sometimes

Sometimes thc

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Can’t forget my candy

I just ate a couple

Not yet

Maybe just a little fuzzy lol

I have to be good cuz I have to pick up my kid from work at 11

That reminds me

Did I tell you I cut off all my hair?

Grew it out to donate it

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Looks what’s now in my algorithm lolol

I don’t think I have

But I do check out from my phone and life and bed rot from time to time

But most days I’m just a bad bitch lol

I used to be blonde

Going back in spring

I did.

I’m so exhausted. I feel like this has been the longest week ever. But my kids don’t have school tomorrow so I get to “sleep in” until like 7 lol